so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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