Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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