Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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