Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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