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I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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