So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You don't make any sense
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