Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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