Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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