i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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