Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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