did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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