So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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