we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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