Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
