sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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