I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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