The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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