His hands were made for my vagina.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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