I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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