"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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