He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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