I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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