Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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