: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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