you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
vagina is talking i cant
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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