Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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