I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I wish i was in the wii world.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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