Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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