My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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