I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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