love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
if i can run in heels then i can drive
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
