Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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