i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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