normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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