I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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