So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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