the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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