did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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