My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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