If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he shaved USA in his pubs
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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