Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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