I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
