then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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