In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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