ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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