Grow some girl-balls and come out already
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
two words...techno handjob
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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