IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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