..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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