I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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