great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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