I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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