Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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