White coat. Heels.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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