We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Are we still banned from the library?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
