I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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